This week, Grant and his women headed to Spain, where conflict continued between Carolina and pretty much everybody. A moment of silence, rose lovers, for the women who make it to week four on The Bachelor — when the international travel begins — only to be sent home at the first overseas rose ceremony.
This week, Grant and his women headed to Madrid, where the Rose vs. Carolina continued and resulted in one self-elimination. The whole dancing thing on stage and everything — I was thinking about you. First of all, every single woman on that group date both sang and danced on stage — that was the whole point of the date! Also, the man said nothing about Carolina. I think Rose — who was probably still annoyed about Carolina making out with Grant on stage — just had that on her mind and heard what she wanted to hear.
End of rant. Oh look, here comes Jesse Palmer with the big news:. Pack your bags, ladies! Your flight to Madrid leaves in an hour! You gotta be at the airport 2 hours before an international flight! Grant invites Dina on the one-on-one, leaving the rest of the women feeling like this:. All the while, Dina is filling us in, via voice over, on her history of emotional reserve.
Dina and Grant write their own and read them to each other. The two end their day with a romantic ride in a rowboat, which Grant has no clue how to operate. And Dina does not mince words when she talks about her personality. Oh girl, read the room! Congrats on the one-on-one, Sarafiena! Carolina handles the news the best way she knows how: Through defensive sarcasm. Oh, they will. The day of the group date arrives, and Parisa is NOT having a good morning. She goes on to deliver what may be one of the best comedic monologues in Bachelor history.
My spray tan is, like, chipping. Even in the face of this adversity, Parisa is determined to have a good time on the group date. Come on, reality TV gods — this woman needs a win! Yours has way bad gas! Alexe, on the other hand, is having a great time.
