The guy to my left constantly sneezing. But instead of covering it, he would stare directly up at the ceiling. The soft falling mist of a stranger's sneeze juices. I sat next to a dude with the worst breath for a two-hour flight, and I almost lost my mind.
Breath like decay, AND he talked the entire duration. I think I would legit vomit. Only had a light jacket and violently shivered the whole time. He taps my arms to say, 'If only the Wright Brothers could see us now! Me, eating dinner, some sort of chicken which reminded him of KFC. Him: "My car got stolen once, and it was found in Louisville. That was a long flight to get a car! Only time I was in Kentucky.
Me, reading Him: 'Whatcha reading? You can see the sign of the beast everywhere these days Me, using in-flight internet on the smartphone Him: "I don't trust those things. The 5G causes cancer. I finally got annoyed at this one and said, 'No, it doesn't. I responded that my partner was trans this was true , and then a trans person behind me saved my ass by adding that they are trans and work on cell towers and they could confirm that 5G nor windmills cause cancer.
Thank god for the person behind me. If they hadn't agreed with me, I think he would have just kept going no matter what I said or how disengaged I tried to be. Weird guy
