I fell in love recently. It was brief, it was deep and it was beautiful. But now it seems to be fading very fast and it doesn't look like I can get it back. My lover may be sweet, but he's not cheap.
He's different from the others. No, really. I've had other airbrush tans and they were fast, sloppy and left me feeling unsatisfied. Not with this one, though. I had to go swimsuit shopping while the tan and I were still going strong and I didn't once see the pre-diet Monica Geller in the full-length mirrors.
If that's not love, I don't know what is. My former flame and I were introduced by Amy Dunn, a tanning specialist, but I prefer to refer to her simply as the matchmaker.
Dunn has a library of 32 different shades to mix and blend together to create the perfect match for your skin rather than just "tan," "medium tan" and "dark tan. If that's not enough, Dunn can also contour your body, adding a six-pack or defined arms, with her spray gun. I ultimately decided against that option. I just didn't see the six-pack getting along with the spare tire too well.
Plus, the tan alone works as well as a stint on "Dancing With the Stars;" it's an instant slimmer. The only part of my tan that had me worried was the initial meeting. Surely you've heard the tale of the fabulous barber with the bad haircut. Well, consider Dunn the equivalent in the airbrush tanning industry. She's tall, thin and almost as pretty as she is pale.
