Television of Yore. Miranda and her newest hookup, Jack, have sex in public places. Charlotte accepts free shoes from a shoe salesman with a foot fetish. Recap: Carrie voice-overs about how Manhattan restaurants are always bending over backwards to appeal to the jaded New Yorkers' palette Carrie, who's wearing a black crop top and hideous looking poofy skirt, announces that she's cutting out on them to go say goodbye to Mr.
Big, then explains that he's flying to Paris on business tomorrow. Samantha hands her her whip and black top hat and tells her to "give him a goodbye he'll never forget".
(mh=sK9j1ozidFCSJrfN)5.jpg "Teen girls Paris")
Carrie appears on Big's doorstep, dressed in her stupid outfit plus top hat, and she's holding Samantha's whip between her teeth. When Big just stares back at her with a dismayed, blank expression on his face, she pouts and says, "Well laugh. It's a joke. Stanford is at home cruising his favorite website, Sexpress, and exchanging in virtual sex banter with Bigtool4u.
Carrie voice-overs that Charlotte has a secret shoe fetish - even though, of the four of them, I thought Carrie had the market cornered on wasting her earnings on ridiculously expensive footwear. Charlotte enters her favorite shoe store, where a salesman named Buster greets her, estimates her shoe size, and entices her with a pair of overpriced sandals. She coos, "You are baaaad! Miranda is browsing a shelf of historical biographies at a used bookstore when she spots an attractive man doing the same thing a few feet away.
She chats him up about her favorite biographers Carrie is kneeling on Big's bed, poutishly watching him pack his suitcase for Paris. She moans about how much she's going to miss him She asks him if they should get in on that, but Big says prolly not 'cause he may have to move to Paris for awhile.
