This article was published on Illustration by Mark Stivers. Birds do it. Bees do it. Sacramentans are definitely doing it. Or sometimes, as our research shows, the not-so-great outdoors. In a Midtown alley, say, behind a Dumpster redolent of hobo urine. Our sources unanimously insisted on anonymity. Pun most definitely intended. Read on for everything you need to knowβand plenty you probably never wanted toβabout getting sexy in the summertime scenery. Outdoor sex season officially begins on May 1.
The couple swore a pact to get sweaty in the sunshine after she introduced him to the song a year ago, but somehow never got around to it. Her boyfriend promised this will be the summer they finally do the deed outdoors. I want the full experience! When choosing a location for outdoor nooky, it helps if you and your partner agree on priorities. Is your primary goal to do it in a risky public setting for the thrill of possibly getting caught? If you want to experience roofless sex without fear of public observation or police intervention, try the rooftop of your apartment building or your own backyard.
Do a little off-trail exploration on your next hiking trip. Entertain the flora and fauna on a secluded riverbank or a boat in the middle of a lake.
Successful outdoor encounters require spontaneity, but a little planning makes things go a lot more smoothly. Carry condoms in your wallet.
Make sure you can identify poison oak. City code 9. On outdoor escapades, wear clothing that grants access and just as quickly hides it. As one year-old state worker told us, the right dress covers a multitude of sins. The right outfit can also act as a mood enhancer, as one year-old medical-cannabis dispensary employee explained. What was my costume? Ron Jeremy!
