If God hates homos, I now believe it's for being - per capita - just as stupid as the rest of the people on Earth. And that kind of stupidity should breed contempt in even the most forgiving of divine beings.
High-five on your right to get married, Ladybird. Welcome to the club of fucking idiots. This is one of many reasons that I would rather be a dog or a silverfish than human. Let's try to make this simple. There is no reason for "law" to ever be involved in a personal relationship of any kind, ever, for any reason. If you want to give to give your relationship a title - whether it be "going out", "hooking up" or "seeing each other" - that is your own business.
If you think making a commitment to one another deserves a public celebration, go to Pistol Pete's Pizza, stomp on a glass in a hankie and declare yourselves "on the verge of finger-fucking" or whatever it is you want to call it. The reason that marriage exists today is that one prick, somewhere in time, invented it and now you have to do it. Like Secretaries Day, some shitbean at a greeting card company invented it, promoted it and now you have to give her a card or a flower or you are an asshole.
The main reason it continues to exist is ego. There are very few moments in life where the average person has all the attention on them. Your birthday, graduation, wedding, childbirth and death. Those make up your 15 minutes. So you sign the contract and get all giddy because finally a bunch of people will be paying a lot of attention to you. It is a cute sentiment at best. Terrell Owens of the San Francisco 49ers has dedicated the rest of the season to his Grandma who has Alzhiemers.
Adorable and sweet or pointless and empty, depending on how dark or logical you are. Either way, it means nothing -other than sentiment. Next imagine that, should you not win the rest of the season, you will be held legally responsible and have to hire lawyers and bargain away part of your earnings.
