Well, before the kids, mortgage and the boring life stuff that came along with it, my husband and I were actually fun people who loved letting off steam. But, for us, it was true. Now, let me clear something up quickly. Ladies, you think that men or women that visit strip clubs go only to get laid, right? To be honest, most of the strippers and patrons just want someone to talk to, judgment free.
This got me thinking. So, on my honeymoon no less, I asked a stunning stripper to give me some tips on the best strip joints to visit in Hawaii. One of the most famous; Club Rock-Za , is located on the mauka inland side of Kapiolani, across from the convention center, at Atkinson. Club Rock-Za has one of the largest selection of dancers around. Have fun, let your hair down a bit if you can and relax.
I kid you not, this club is actually in Waikiki. The women are hot, the music is great and everyone, including the staff, are just there to party royally! The downside? Another tip my friend mentioned; he stupidly thought he may have been in love with one of the dancers and repeatedly asked for her name. We all have alter egos and private lives.
Crossing the line is a no no! Granted, most cities have a massage parlor that is well known for offering a little more tug and pull than the others. In Hawaii, this is an industry, would you believe?! Once inside, most parlors will have the women lazing around in a communal area in lingerie. Most of the women will be South Korean, Japanese, Philippine or Chinese, with the odd white girl chucked in.
The mamasan the lady in charge is your guide and will show you around and lead you to your private room. The mamasans are polite and professional and, if you HAVE paid the house fee, will return it. This normally involves a shower, a soapy rub, then back to the room where whatever happens happens. Honolulu is scattered with Asian Massage Parlors, but the three that were mentioned to me by friends are off of Ward Avenue, not too far from Exotic Nights.
