All All. Sign In. Scriptwriting so brilliant it can make your brain hurt. This is an experimental work-in-progress. I was given a choice of a step program, or community service writing for IMDb. Obviously I chose the latter. Oddly, most of the entries below come from the TV universe -- this could be because movies have larger budgets for SFX whereas TV writers, with fewer resources, need to go for the brass ring each and every time.
List activity. Episode: Swear to God. Sam is in the middle of picking up an attractive woman named Suzanne in the bar, when he's telephoned by another former lover named Denise who wants to see him as soon as possible.
So many women, so little time. He chooses to see Denise, while he puts current prey, Suzanne, on hold. However, Denise doesn't quite want a liaison: she tells Sam that he is one of two possible men who fathered her newborn child. Sam is shaken at the news, and swears to God that he will forgo sex forever if the child isn't his.
He decides to change that to three months, which is like a lifetime for Sam. He quickly finds out that he is not the father, and is relieved. He is just about ready to head off for an evening of debauchery with Suzanne when Carla reminds him of his vow to God.
Because of Carla's strong Catholic background, she convinces Sam, with a little unwitting help from Woody, that a vow to God is something one should not take lightly. Sam asks for advice from Father Barry and Frasier, the former who won't let Sam off the hook, and the latter who suggests he funnel his sexual energies into other endeavors.
